1. jesus—walks:


    My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point


  2. (Source: melisica, via death-pup)

  3. (Source: hijabiswag, via imperivs)


  4. *masturbate the lonely away*

    (Source: daveboogie, via hfml)

    Tagged #ineffective!
  5. (Source: hardbulls, via shrugging)

  6. (Source: cleancore, via rlmjob)

  8. (Source: hsgn, via jrunk)


  9. (Source: mexplainsitall, via highkeygay)

  10. screamandshout:

    wait what am I doing on stage

    I know I’m going to gay hell for saying this but I thought this was Carrot Top in drag for a second.

    (Source: msbritneyworld, via thedjf)

  11. dilfslayer:

    When you’re flirting but secretly planning to ruin somebody.

    (Source: bcat1, via homoscedasticity)

  13. (Source: euo, via cheapth)

  14. (Source: freeballingla, via death-pup)

  15. (Source: divatox, via clockenfrau)