1. jesus—walks:

    just-a-mean-teen:

    My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

    same

     
  2. (Source: melisica, via death-pup)

     
  3. (Source: hijabiswag, via imperivs)

     

  4. *masturbate the lonely away*

    (Source: daveboogie, via hfml)

    Tagged #ineffective!
     
  5. (Source: hardbulls, via shrugging)

     
  6. (Source: cleancore, via rlmjob)

     
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  8. (Source: hsgn, via jrunk)

     

  9. (Source: mexplainsitall, via highkeygay)

     
  10. screamandshout:

    wait what am I doing on stage

    I know I’m going to gay hell for saying this but I thought this was Carrot Top in drag for a second.

    (Source: msbritneyworld, via thedjf)

     
  11. dilfslayer:

    When you’re flirting but secretly planning to ruin somebody.

    (Source: bcat1, via homoscedasticity)

     
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  13. (Source: euo, via cheapth)

     
  14. (Source: freeballingla, via death-pup)

     
  15. (Source: divatox, via clockenfrau)